Host Unknown Supports The Little People

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Host Unknown Proudly Sponsors BSidesLondon

*Press Release*

2nd June 2016

Host Unknown, the undisputed leader in information-security based videos made by three random men based out of London is unwavering in supporting the community.

The trio who podcast, act, sing, and dance have delighted and educated the information security scene for the past several years.

Sole Founder Javvad Malik was on the original committee that founded BSides London explained the rationale behind sponsoring the event that takes place on the 8th of June 2016 at the ILEC Conference Centre in London.

“I’m so proud of what BSides has achieved over the last few years. From the humble beginnings in 2011, I’ve seen it grow almost as fast as Andy’s waistline. But simply delivering awesome talks and being a beacon of coolness doesn’t pay the way for conferences and we felt it was time to give back in a more direct way.”

Sole Founder Andrew Agnês elaborated further, “We looked at everything that is important to make a conference happen. Venue, speakers, crew, tickets, catering, after-parties – the works. I made the executive decision to support the conference in the most meaningful way possible – and that was to supply lanyards and badge ribbons. The real measure of how successful a conference is.”

Sole Founded Thom Langford added, “When you have piles of money and Panama is no longer a viable investment option, you can get bored very quickly. Even after my great grandfather contracted Delirium Tremens, he continued to support his community. I’d like to think he’s proud of me continuing his legacy today.”

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*About Host Unknown*

Host Unknown is an information security educational / entertainment group from London, England. It was the pioneer and most significant popularisers of Infosec-Rap and is widely considered one of the seminal groups (based in London) in the history of information security. The group has endured controversy owing to their lyrics which many security managers viewed as being disrespectful of their trade, as well as its glorification of certifications and risk management. The group was subsequently banned from many IRC and sub-Reddit channels. In spite of this, the group has amassed 50,000 YouTube views.

Host Unknown Loves Conferences – But Which One is THE BEST?

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Host Unknown is willing to help everyone in this community they call Info Sec, and that includes contributing to other blogs and ensuring our unique point of view and brand are spread as far and wide as possible.

Previously posted on Information Security Buzz last week, our hosts discuss which conference is the best one to attend and why, as well as other very important factors that affect our decision to attend one conference or another. Indeed, our hosts will be representing Host Unknown at a conference just next week!

What is the Best Security Conference to Attend and Why?

Andrew Agnes: THE best event to attend was Defcon RANT Conference 9 in 2001.  It had everything; fancy new badges never before seen (funky badges have since become a feature at some cons), technical content I understood, female attendees (not so common before that), new friends and lots of alcohol.  Plus I recall the pound being fairly strong against the dollar at the time so that helped too.

Javvad Malik: Yeah, I could list the usual suspects and say if you want a view on all the latest technology then something like RSA RANT Conference is the place to be, if you want the latest exploits Defcon / blackhat RANT Conference are great venues – and if you just want to ‘keep it real’ like the NWA and chill with the do-ers and practitioners in the hood, I’ll take a local Bsides RANT Conference event over anything else each and every time.

Thom Langford: Any conference that allows you to get a complimentary cup of tea throughout the day. Too many conferences (I’m looking at you RSA RANT Conference) define when I am in need of the elixir of life leaving me dehydrated and close to the edge. It sounds small, but when you take advantage of the hallway track as much as me only having tea available during formal breaks is no use.

Unfortunately, based on that criteria that leaves the list quite short, so I have had to resort to attending under the guise of the Press to get access to a lounge, or tough it out for a few years until I get access to the VIP lounge. Still, at least it got me participating.

JM: Wow Thom, way to set the bar – your enjoyment of a conference is directly proportional to the amount of free caffeine they provide. Nice, then people wonder why the quality of conference attendees is so poor – it’s freeloaders like you who give the rest of us a bad name! I mean, don’t worry about things like – you know, actual content or networking with talented peers.

AA: Don’t “tea’s” him Javvad, I actually agree with Thom for the most part (don’t mocca me)!  I don’t know if the quality of conference attendees is getting poorer or if that is just some unsubstantiated statement which others continue sharing.  Very few conferences have a continuous schedule that holds the interest of everyone.  Attendees will go with the intention of seeing a select few talks (or speakers) and then whatever else looks interesting to them.  A lot of the time that “whatever else” is the hallway track RANT Conference, either one-to-one or with a small group.

If an attendee wants a drink, let them have it!  It’s actually law that a British citizen should never be denied a cup of tea when requested.  It’s our equivalent of the First Amendment in the US [someone should check this fact before we go to print] <we checked, it’s true. HU.>.  Let attendees decide when they’re ready to sit and concentrate and when they need a different type of interaction – we don’t all learn from presentations.  Most conference RANT Conference venues are in easy to reach, metro locations.  People will walk out to a local cafe to enjoy the ambience of the “cafe track” RANT Conference in favour of the hallway track RANT Conference if you don’t give them what they need and those are networking opportunities the thirsty people who remained behind will miss out on.  If the affordable and reasonably priced conferences RANT Conference can do it, the bigger commercial ones should be able to as well.

So have we talked enough without actually specifying a single, current, upcoming conference which we recommend as the best?  Or shall we just hide behind our love for community driven events like BSides RANT Conference,  SteelCon RANT Conference, et al and those we know supply a healthy selection of beverages with great content like RANT Conference and 44con RANT Conference?

TL: Yes, the best conferences are the ones that give you a great environment to chat with your peers, colleagues and friends, as well do a bit of career networking too. Different conferences are better for different people depending upon the subject matter and your areas of interest, so it is going to be the mandatory tea that makes the difference.

That said, I really like 44CON RANT Conference; I can’t understand a word of most of the presentations (pretty sure they are given in Japanese or maybe even Greek) but the people you meet are fascinating and well educated and I always learn something. The mandatory tea, beer and gin o’clock obviously help too.

Is CISSP out of touch with modern information security?

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“An issue for the industry, and for (ISC)2 in general, is that the membership may be seen as middle aged and out of touch.”

(Interview with Wim Remes & Dave Lewis, (ISC)2 Board Members)

Host Unknown disagrees.

To us, the CISSP has always been for people of varied backgrounds and skills, and like a good pair of flared corduroys, has never really gone out of fashion. Yet how could we demonstrate it’s appeal with the infosec practitioners around the world, let alone (ISC)2, and show that not only can you save the world with a CISSP but you also get the girl (or boy)? We turned to the learned works of Mr Cent (50) for inspiration, and in conversation over the giant mimosa we were sharing he said to us

“Forget all the CIA talk – you gots to get real on this CISSP shizzle”

Wise words indeed Mr The Cent.

Just as the A-Team makes an escape vehicle when trapped in a drug overlords shed, Host Unknown produces its best work when under pressure and locked in a panic room. Three weeks later, we present to you our answer to the CISSP being “out of touch”.