We all have a friend that’s made it to the upper echelons of success, they’re a C-level exec. They’re the ones with the tailored suit, VIP passes, and corporate cards that can help out friends in need.
But sometimes you do wonder how they ended up in the position they’re in – as did Kav, who told us all about Randy and their C-level friend Jhom. (names have been changed to protect the
I have people to do that for me
Jhom likes to talk about technology, like how a shark talks about dental hygiene. Sure, it’s probably a concept the shark understands, but there’s no way it could hold a toothbrush in its fins.
Whenever called out about his lack of hands-on technical skills on any system after 1991 Jhom responds with, “I don’t need to know how to do that, I have people to do that for me.”
Social media what?
Jhom doesn’t know how to use social media. The only people that don’t use social media are people in prison without access to the internet, or members of weird religious cults.
For many years Randy and I told Jhom he should create a Facebook account to at least secure his identity. When he failed to do so, some unknown people setup a Facebook account under his name.
These people would post on Jhom’s behalf, made a whole bunch of new friends, as well as connecting with some old school friends.
Luckily, before things got out of hand, Randy and I were able to track down the culprits and gain access to the account before handing control over back to Jhom. I shudder to think what would have happened had we not been there to watch his back.
Instead of being thankful Jhom accused us of being behind the account all along.
If that’s how he treats his friends, I’m glad we don’t work for him.
Jhom refuses to own any electronic device that isn’t made by Apple. He believes linking all his devices through iCloud is the height of convenience.
One time, in a WhatsApp group chat, Jhom disclosed he wasn’t aware of what a “meme” was. For the sake of education, Randy and I started sending photos of “infosec memes” to Jhom – not realising that autocorrect had changed “infosec” to something else.
These somewhat unsavoury photos ended up in Jhom’s iPhone, and synched to his photo library, from there they were synched to his iCloud account. The photos in his iCloud account was used by his AppleTV box as a screensaver on his television at home.
Fortunately Jhom was working at home and valiantly jumped over the coffee table to rip out the cables to the TV before his wife and kids came into the room.
His shin hurt for a few days, but he learnt a very important security lesson that day.
Despite only having 3 stories, Jhom is a rather competent speaker who knows how to work a crowd.
What he isn’t good at doing, is remembering to turn his phone off, or disabled notifications on his Apple Watch before going up to present.
Whenever Randy and I know Jhom is on stage, we start a barrage of calls and texts to remind him to turn his devices off.
We’re just nice people like that.
Hold my phone
Because we continually remind him to disable his phone during presentations, one time Jhom left his phone with Randy and I before going up to do a presentation.
While Jhom has a passcode on his phone, the camera was unlocked. So, we decided to take a bunch of selfies and weird photos for the full 60 minutes that Jhom was on stage.
We’re sure Jhom’s family was delighted to see our smiling faces on their AppleTV screensaver.
We started the Host Unknown podcast three years ago. After a hugely successful pilot podcast, we recorded the second episode which Jhom said he would edit by the end of the week.
We’re still waiting for the final product. I sure hope he doesn’t deliver security initiatives with the same enthusiasm!
Hold my phone again
One time at RSA in San Francisco, Jhom and I were at an evening event. He left his phone on the table at some point and I thought I’d check to see if he’d secured his camera. Which to his credit he had.
So, I thought I’d check to see if Siri was disabled, unfortunately it was not. To test it out, I said, “Siri, send a text to my wife saying, I’m ever so sorry, please forgive me, I love you.” By accident Siri actually sent the message to Jhom… waking up his wife in London at 3am.
Clearly that was Siri’s fault, and nothing to do with me – and Jhom’s learnt about different threat vectors.
Jhom doesn’t mince his words. That’s not to say he’s a rude person – but if he feels like you did a bad job, he’ll tell you to your face. He won’t anonymously leave negative comments, and he certainly won’t shy away from a difficult conversation.
But perhaps more important than that is that Jhom is also very welcoming of brutal feedback. He understands how to separate the person from the problem, not afraid to admit when he’s wrong – and take steps needed to fix any issues.
And that, maybe, is why he’s far better-suited to being a C-level exec than I am.