RSA Europe has them now, part 2: dirty clothing causes problems

Following on from last weeks post, our legal team flagged this message to us. As such we are once again forced to reissue our statement that the actions of these individuals does not represent the views or opinions of Host Unknown.

HU RSA teaser 02Stay tuned for their full report on their time in Amsterdam, because they really do have some explaining to do.

Host Unknown Caption Competition; and the winner is…

Last week we announced an impromptu caption for a picture taken of our three presenters during one of their planning sessions. We were inundated with entries, and not surprising since the prize is an exclusive Host Unknown gift!

And now to announce our winner. Our heartiest congratulations go to @InfosecGeekLady, with the following:

HU Caption Winner

We will be sending your prize out very soon @InfosecGeekLady, we hope you like it!

Here is a selection of the very best of the other captions submitted, and thank you to everybody who took part and kept the boys feeling loved.

submitted by @GeekChickUK

“and you think we know what we’re talking about? Hehehe”

submitted by @atarii

“and then he said it must be in the flash controller… he still doesn’t realise it was just me with an infected floppy disk!”

submitted by @NodeZero_Linux

“and then he said CISSP is useful”

submitted by @wimremes

“Did you say PCI 3.0?!?”

submitted by @k3r3n3

“no one is reading your emails. we were only looking at metadata”

“sure we pay bug bounty fees – with a McDonald’s gift card!”

submitted by @infosecmo

“so a cyber, APT and cloud walk in to a bar…<redacted>…”

submitted by @krypt3ia

“and the ‘Most Creative manscaping’ award goes to…”

submitted by @_hoolers

“@ThomLangford & @sirjester get to see @J4vv4D’s new infosec rockstar moped”

Hoolers Scooter