RSA Europe on the cheap, Host Unknown style

Unknown-1When we asked Javvad and Thom for their report from RSA Europe two months ago, they mumbled something about “Amsterdam has it now” and handed us their expenses (which were interesting to say the least). We left it at that; it’s not like we came to expect anything else from these people.

However, we received a package from the Dutch authorities with an evidence bag and a memory stick (along with a few other items that no amount of therapy will help us forget). Thankfully we don’t read Dutch, but we are pretty sure the phrase “Bewaar deze idioten van ons land in de toekomst” is not a good one.

How Andrew avoided being a part of this debacle defies explanation.

The memory stick did however contain their report. What can we say, it certainly wasn’t worth the expenses they filed.

Our serious luvvies. Not.

Last week we were led to believe that our presenters had decided to turn their backs on their presenting and “comedy” careers and focus on serious acting. We thought the world may be a better place for it but it appears they were ill prepared for their new lives  in the acting illuminati.

The following is some behind the scenes footage of their day spent filming where it becomes obvious they were more interested in their stomachs than rehearsing.

It looks like we will have to take them back into Host Unknown.

Just in case you missed the original, here it is again:

A very serious Christmas message

Well, our boys have been very busy lately, and putting  time into some serious acting to get a serious Christmas message across. In a collaboration with Host Unknown’s producers, Twist & Shout, we present The Greatest Story Ever Told:

We hope you enjoy it, and don’t forget to check out Twist & Shout and their great information security awareness films.

The Hotly Anticipated @44CON Video (unfortunately)

Never let it be said that HostUnknown doesn’t listen to its presenters (or more accurately their legally appointed representatives who threatened to pull our arms off and beat us with the soggy ends). Our last post closed by stating we would absolutely not be releasing this video on Friday, so we are pleased to announce the release of it today, Thursday.

Now that the “legal representatives” have left our offices, we think it only fair to point out that in our opinion all of the participants in this film far outshine Mr Malik, Mr Agnes & Mr Langford (including the flying drone). We hope you all enjoy it.

Please do not encourage, poke or feed our presenters as we are building our legal case against them which may well result in us being able to get some real professionals for future episodes.