Our serious luvvies. Not.

Last week we were led to believe that our presenters had decided to turn their backs on their presenting and “comedy” careers and focus on serious acting. We thought the world may be a better place for it but it appears they were ill prepared for their new lives  in the acting illuminati.

The following is some behind the scenes footage of their day spent filming where it becomes obvious they were more interested in their stomachs than rehearsing.

It looks like we will have to take them back into Host Unknown.

Just in case you missed the original, here it is again:

RSA Europe has them now, part 2: dirty clothing causes problems

Following on from last weeks post, our legal team flagged this message to us. As such we are once again forced to reissue our statement that the actions of these individuals does not represent the views or opinions of Host Unknown.

HU RSA teaser 02Stay tuned for their full report on their time in Amsterdam, because they really do have some explaining to do.

RSA Europe has them now, part 1; Javvad & Thom struggle with cheap accommodation

A few weeks ago our presenters convinced us that they needed to go to RSA Europe in Amsterdam, claiming they needed to attend some very important sessions. However, we found this communication which led us to believe they may not have been as transparent with us as we hoped.

HU RSA Teaser 01Stay tuned and hopefully we can find out what actually went on.

An Apology From Host Unknown

Host Unknown has been made aware of a short piece of footage taken at the recent 44CON in London. We have no idea what Mr Langford is doing, but we certainly do not condone his actions, or any subsequent actions of Mr Malik and Mr Agnes.

Our thoughts and prayers are with the other man in the footage, who it seems has become an innocent victim of one of the teams “jolly japes”. We wish to distance ourselves from Mr Malik, Mr Agnes and Mr Langford, would point the gentleman’s solicitors directly to them and not to us, and apologise unreservedly in the hope that no further action will be taken.

We certainly will not be releasing any footage from 44CON this Friday.

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